Ninja owl of doom
'He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you at ease, at pleasure or face down in a pool of your own vomit
He knows what you're going to say before you even thought it.
He knows every dang dirty thought you ever had, every time you mentally undressed that bird on the front of Bored House Wives magazine, the one with the large baps and the gunt to match.
He knows, and Brown Owl, Big Bird Ninja of Doom judges you.
You dirty, dirty boy.
The owl is omnipotent, impotent and all knowing
Fear that little bi/ch owl. Because he's coming for you, and he's gonna jimmy your car and pop a cap in your ass
P.s, he left a big ass gift in your bird box. Relish it. It's gonna leave a mark.'
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