'Good morning to the people of Elooh. Today the weather is mild. The pink, elongated beings I have been observing closely for the past few days. They seem to spend a lot of time with short, hairy creatures with very limited vocal skills, in the place where I have been subtly watching behind a privet bush.
Footnote: One of the humanoids discovered my observatory post. I have since learnt that this humanoid it of the female variety, communicated with a high-pitched shrill noise. I will study this noise for more in-depth analysis. The creature was unusual, highly animated and was top heavy. Similar aspects to that over a plump hen
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