News Bulletin #No.1
....The Rabbit Reporting For Bite Me News....
Scalped Pineapple in Local Supermarket Murder Massacre. Murderer still at large.
Yesterday afternoon, just any other day in a busy supermarket, a sad incident occurred.
Just inches from the blushing tomatoes and the happy little grape vines, a hideous murder took place.
Percy the Pineapple had been scalped, his crown nailed to the dry foods section. He had reined over the grocery section for the last 10 years and now there will be a royal ceremony to crown the new king. More on this later. For now, the produce of Sainsburies are lighting a black candle in honour of Percy. Only one pear was melted during this ritual.
Friends and family of Percy say that he will be sadly missed.
Let the dawn break upon your mind.
