Fruity going on's.
#Day Four
Professor Langford of Oxford University, Pomologist.
I have been studying these strange fruits closely now, and I have noticed similar correlations between their civilizations and that of our own. There is a leader, a large banana that seems intent on peeling and exposing his flesh frequently. In fact, the whole frutarianism's seem to be very bent of sexual and vulgar displays. How very odd. It seems to have occurred around teh time the Alien Sighting took place. Various accounts of these beings were seen rubbing the fruit in various strange places, such as the nose, the head and the underarm. We must watch out for this banana for I have reason to believe he is highly sexed, and often swings from tree to tree. They live in small colonies in teepee's.
