Thou shall not batter and abuse things that come from the sea. It is just not nice. Anyone caught doing this will be awarded with a Fishbo.
Thou are expected to honour and cherish the pea that dances around your plate. if it falls to the ground you must let him break free into the valley of the unknown dining room carpet.
You must honour the mushroom. You must wear the holy crown of Loam, and go fishing in the soil for aardvark. Every Thursday you must sing the Loam Song. Which follows thus.
'Oh Loamy loam, protector and insulator of thy home. Worship thy temple of doom, you lovely spotted mushroom, and we will sit upon thee like a little gnome'