Latest Photo Booth Shots.
Ladies and gents, this is my passport photo so I can't smile.
Not that I would if I could have.
So, I been asked to write a regular slot for 'Bite Me News'. Wish somebody would fill my slot in. There's cobwebs over the cobwebs and the deadly widow's moved in, and I 'aint seen my 'gunt for the past 10 years, though that could be to do with my steadily declining eye sight. I have not had 20-20 since I was fresh and yanked screaming blue murder from my momma's womb, though I did manage a bit of slap and tickle that day.
I made an effort for my pictures. Sure, I dont go for the lip wax, I sport a dark 'tache, I'm not lucky enough to have either light hair or no hair. And I don't go for all that Brazilian waxing. Its just not me. I;d rather have a nice, warm rug, kind of like a nice tea cosy, just blowin' in the wind.
I purchased a beautiful headband from Primark, the best that two quid could buy.
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