White Rabbit reporting for 'Bite Me!' news
Grazing Gertie was just minutes away froman altogether untimely demise, if it had not been for myself, The White Rabbit, bounding into the rescue.
In this exclusive interview, I will be interviewing myself, giving you the lowdown on the shaved sheep.
White Rabbit: So White, in your own words, can you describe to us, the audience what happened?
White Rabbit: Well,, I was taking my daily stroll over to the local farmer's carrot patches to get my afternoon snacks. (We have an agreement, myself and Giles. I pinch as few carrots as possible, and he doesn't shoot me between the eyes) when I came across these..well..little bananas wearing what looked to be like loincloths and peaches wearing tiny, tiny little black triangle bikini's. Very odd. They were racing along to their colony I suspect, and they were holding up a sheep, which had been very crudely shaven. Next thing I know, the leader is striking a match and preparing a spit-roast. I knew I had to act fast to save the sheep.
So, I call up a few of my fruit and veggie munching pals and they set to work, freeing the poor, shaved and shaken sheep.
Unfortunately, the main banana, who seemed to be the leader and spoke in a gibberish tongue; and was very excitable, made off into the tree's swinging like a yellow, red lipped monkey, his pink butt on display. Gertie the Sheep was returned to her field, minus hair. The old ladies at he W.I very kindly knitted her a blue wollen wig.
Gertie, when asked about her ordeal, simply replied. 'Baah. I'm cooooold'
This is White Rabbit, reporting for 'Bite Me' news.
