Recent studies have confirmed that not only is the world oval, as was once thought spherical, but also that the uinverse, that is, what some lazy scientists at NASA dubbed Dark Matter is actually the insides of a great big chicken.
We were, essentially in effect, passed by a very large chicken. Nobody knows how the chicken got there, or indeed what impregnated it but scientists have theorized that there must be a great big cockerel out there somewhere.
What came first the chicken or the egg? Well,Guess it was the chicken that came..first..
Alan Sugar is expected to sign a very lucrative deal with K.F.C this summer.
I will report more on this later.
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